Your Living Room Demands It: A Life-Size Inflatable Unicorn

November 9, 2016


This is the seven foot tall inflatable unicorn available from FireBox for $65. You could argue it's actually a little smaller than life-size, but you'd be wrong because unicorns aren't real no matter how many Harry Potter quizzes you take online. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, it is not a pool float and it is not a sex doll. It WILL watch you and your partner though, albeit reluctantly. And that, my friends, is how you collect unicorn tears.

Keep going for two more shots.



Thanks to hairless, tried to tell me he has a magic wand with a unicorn hair core even though I suspect it's actually from a wig.

  • Kane Harrison

    If it was a Charlie the unicorn, you'd have a deal.

    With this style you'd have to fill it with helium, tie it with string and take it for a walk to freak people out. Maybe even tie it to someone's car.

  • Ziyaad Ally

    So Yennefer... I see that you kept the Unicorn...

  • JesterCap

    How do you know it's life-size?

  • WhiteEagle2

    Good point, Captain Pedantic...

  • Deksam

    Only good use for this is to fill it with helium, let it float away and then shoot with a tracer at dusk.

    Though letting flaot up to sit on a sports arena ceiling, would be good too.

  • TheQiwiMan

    There are a lot of worse ways to spend 65 bucks! :-D

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