This is the seven foot tall inflatable unicorn available from FireBox for $65. You could argue it's actually a little smaller than life-size, but you'd be wrong because unicorns aren't real no matter how many Harry Potter quizzes you take online. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, it is not a pool float and it is not a sex doll. It WILL watch you and your partner though, albeit reluctantly. And that, my friends, is how you collect unicorn tears.
Keep going for two more shots.
Thanks to hairless, tried to tell me he has a magic wand with a unicorn hair core even though I suspect it's actually from a wig.