Your Living Room Demands It: A Life-Size Inflatable Unicorn

November 9, 2016

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This is the seven foot tall inflatable unicorn available from FireBox for $65. You could argue it's actually a little smaller than life-size, but you'd be wrong because unicorns aren't real no matter how many Harry Potter quizzes you take online. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, it is not a pool float and it is not a sex doll. It WILL watch you and your partner though, albeit reluctantly. And that, my friends, is how you collect unicorn tears.

Keep going for two more shots.

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Thanks to hairless, tried to tell me he has a magic wand with a unicorn hair core even though I suspect it's actually from a wig.

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