The Grappler Police Bumper: A Car Chase Ending Wheel Lock

November 4, 2016

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This is a promo video for the Grappler Police Bumper, a device that locks up the rear wheel of a car being chased. Allegedly it's supposed to be super safe although I can't imagine a car with a frozen rear wheel is going to be super safe. That said, I want one installed on my car to deal with other drivers. First person to piss me off gets their wheel locked. "That's probably not legal." Please, half the things I do aren't legal. *writes 'GOVERNMENT SUCKS' on a dollar bill* See? I live life on the edge. *knock on door* Holy shit, please please please tell them you did it.

Keep going for the video while I practice my getaway driving.

Thanks to DAN, whose parents are clearly superstitious about lowercase letters.

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