These are several shots of a Soviet star building topper in Voronezh, Russia that somebody vandalized into SpongeBob SquarePants' best friend, Patrick. How the hell did they get up there? Did they climb it Assassin's Creed style? Did they dive into a haystack afterwards? That's risky behavior. Like having sex with a stranger-- "Without a condom?" Well yes that too but I was going to say who's at risk for a heart attack.
Keep going for several more shots.
Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees Patrick should return to Bikini Bottom as soon as he can so he doesn't freeze this winter.