Skunklock, A Bike Lock That Sprays Vomit-Inducing Chemicals When Cut

November 1, 2016

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This is the Skunklock (currently an already funded Indiegogo campaign), a $120 bike lock that contains pressurized noxious chemicals that can make a would-be bike thief vomit when the lock is cut. Heck yeah, I love making people puke. That's like one of my things. Especially jerks who deserve it. I might even cut my own lock.

Keep going for a video.

Thanks to hairless, who agrees the key to preventing bike theft is running at the would-be thief with a ninja sword screaming TURTLE POWER.

  • Dani

    What if the thief is holding his breath?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    a little bit of the inventor's poop inside each one. like that Vince Vaughn movie "Delivery Man."

  • asdfadfs

    theres an artist that does that

  • Frédéric Purenne

    This would be good ONLY if it's not easily identifiable as being a skunklock.

  • asdfadfs

    it's gotta be obvious, like a poison frog. otherwise they've already stolen the bike by the time they're hit with a deterrent. that's why skunks have stripes and stand on their head before they mace you

  • Xockszky

    Yes. It would be great if it didn't give you any warning. I bet there'll also be decals you can buy on eBay from China to make a normal bike lock look like a Skunk Lock.

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