Real Products That Exist: The Coca-Cola Selfie Bottle

November 11, 2016

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Taste the feeling? Is that like eating your feelings because I know all about that.

This is the Coca-Cola Selfie Bottle, a camera that attaches to the bottom of any half-liter Coca-Cola bottle and takes a photo whenever you tilt the bottle past 70-degrees. Obviously I know what you're thinking right now and right now you're thinking but what if I replace the bottle with a sex toy which is the completely natural and logical thing to be thinking. Everybody thinking that simultaneously the second they saw this thing is one of life's shared human experiences, like stubbing a toe or spending an hour and a half laying in the shower crying every night before bed. "Wait, what?" Our water bills are outrageous, right?

Thanks to Carly, who agrees everybody needs way more pictures of themselves drinking.

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