Real Products That Exist: The Coca-Cola Selfie Bottle

November 11, 2016


Taste the feeling? Is that like eating your feelings because I know all about that.

This is the Coca-Cola Selfie Bottle, a camera that attaches to the bottom of any half-liter Coca-Cola bottle and takes a photo whenever you tilt the bottle past 70-degrees. Obviously I know what you're thinking right now and right now you're thinking but what if I replace the bottle with a sex toy which is the completely natural and logical thing to be thinking. Everybody thinking that simultaneously the second they saw this thing is one of life's shared human experiences, like stubbing a toe or spending an hour and a half laying in the shower crying every night before bed. "Wait, what?" Our water bills are outrageous, right?

Thanks to Carly, who agrees everybody needs way more pictures of themselves drinking.

  • Andrew Newton


  • Get out my mind, you evil genius!

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I would use this with a delicious bottle of pepsi and then tweet coke with the pic as any times as I could before i was blocked.

  • cock stain

    Look at me funding corporate greed while getting fat and diabetic. yolol

  • GeneralDisorder

    You Only Lose One Leg... YOLOL!

  • Jenness

    This defeats the entire purpose of selfies, which is the individual being able to tilt the camera to the angle they feel makes them the most universally attractive. No one looks that great at this angle. Best they can hope to achieve is to do duck lips over the opening for a desperate and possibly drugged out porn star look.

    What's next - old naked man bending over the tub from behind pose?

  • I don't like cola.
    Or selfies.

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