These are three timelapse videos of ants eating things set to random stock music tracks. The menu, in order: a McDonald's Baked Apple Pie, Jack Link's Beef Jerky and a Rice Krispies Treat. I learned a lot by watching them. Mostly that ants are small and hungry. If I was an ant I would want to be the fat ant that guards the food supplies back at the anthill. Then I can eat whenever I want. It'll be like a buffet with new food constantly coming in. Plus the queen will appreciate my prowess and ask me to make sweet, sweet love to her at which point I'll wake up because f*ck that dream, what happened to the one where I can fly?
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Thanks to Tradestar, who wants to see them try to eat a bag of Skittles next.