Hot Chocolate Marshmallow That Blooms Into A Flower

November 17, 2016


Dominique Ansel, famous for inventing Cronuts (not to be confused with Deeznuts, which will definitely make you sick), has now developed a marshmallow that blooms into a flower when dropped in hot chocolate, complete with a BONUS chocolate truffle in the middle. This is why I'm fat. Just kidding, I was fat long before cronuts and blooming marshmallows ever existed. You know why? "Because you eat too much." No, because I have a thyroid problem. "What's the problem?" My thyroid tells me to eat too much. "The thyroid doesn't regulate hunger." You don't know my thyroid! He's ruining my life.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Heavy Sleeper, who probably won't even wake up until breakfast-in-bed is already cold.

  • paulie

    hahaha your funny :)

  • The_Wretched

    Hrm, I wonder if the expando-ring (yellow) was gelatin or some lethal russian inspired narco-plastic.

  • It's clearly a trap.

  • Cheese

    Fucking hipsters!

  • Paisley

    Fucking asshole old people

  • Cheese

    Ha ha! You fuck old people's arseholes!

  • TheQiwiMan

    I kinda need this in my life.

  • asdfadfs

    won't that just throw off the chocolate to marsmallow ratio?

  • Jenness

    Nope. Just change the size of the cup and you are good to go.

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