Dominique Ansel, famous for inventing Cronuts (not to be confused with Deeznuts, which will definitely make you sick), has now developed a marshmallow that blooms into a flower when dropped in hot chocolate, complete with a BONUS chocolate truffle in the middle. This is why I'm fat. Just kidding, I was fat long before cronuts and blooming marshmallows ever existed. You know why? "Because you eat too much." No, because I have a thyroid problem. "What's the problem?" My thyroid tells me to eat too much. "The thyroid doesn't regulate hunger." You don't know my thyroid! He's ruining my life.
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Thanks to Heavy Sleeper, who probably won't even wake up until breakfast-in-bed is already cold.