Finally, Earbuds That Make You Look Like You Have Elf Ears

November 18, 2016


These are the elf ear headphones available from Taobao. They cost around $14, use a standard 3.5mm audio jack, and make it look like you have elf ears. And you know how I feel about elf ears. "You love them." I really do. "What about a boxer's cauliflower ears?" Jesus, can't you see I'm eating? "No." Oh...right. Well I'm eating. "When are you going to be done?" Listen: when it comes to you saying something nasty, just assume I'm never not eating. *grabs a handful of Funyuns from the bowl I made with the bottom of my shirt* That's pretty accurate anyways.

Keep going for several more shots including what they look like not in ears.






Thanks to Tabitha, who wears elf ear earbuds and listens to songs from The Legend Of Zelda series because it's the right thing to do.

  • TK

    If you're short , have a big head , and a big nose, you gonna look like a troll and not an elf. Last time I checked, not all humans are tall, skinny, and pale white.

  • Now MeetIDEA is selling it, check it here:

  • Cheese

    Perfect for looking like a twat as you mince down the street.

  • Cheese
  • James Mcelroy


  • Jenness

    These will set out if you sell them at a comic con despite how silly it is - they need more animals too for the furries

  • Cheese

    They need more bullets for the furries.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is really disturbing. And yet I think I can fap to these promo pictures.

  • yvonne-thomas

    1 yr ago I finally resigned from my office job and I never felt this good... I started doing work from home, for this company I discovered on-line, for a few hrs daily, and my income now is much bigger then it was on my old work... My pay-check for last month was for 9000 bucks... Amazing thing about this gig is that now i have more free time for my loved ones...

  • D3Fd0ck

    more like hairless cat ears.....

    cool concept, bad execution.

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