In a perfect metaphor for life, this is a short video of a dog repeatedly trying to eat the bone painted in its water dish. Get your shit together, dog, you're embarrassing yourself. Also I like how the water bowl says DOG on it so people know not to drink out of it. Because I actually know people who would do that. Some real sickos. I bet they all have worms too.
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Thanks to Allyson S, who wants to see how this dog reacts to other dogs on television.