This is a short video of two cats jumping up a wall at the same time and awkwardly landing on top of each other. They way they try to separate themselves from one another reminds me of trying to untangle myself from my girlfriend after she wants to cuddle. I swear she's like an octopus. Flashback to two years ago:
Take a gulp and take a breath and go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got him, boys -- the boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul! ♫
Ursula, ladies and gentlemen. We met at Red Lobster when we both ordered the Endless Shrimp® and strawberry mojitos. It's, uh, it's been a pretty awful relationship honestly. "Please tell me you didn't trade her your penis." I don't want to talk about it!
Keep going for the video.
No thanks to me, for really believing she'd make me the king of the ocean and be able to dine on endless crab legs every night.