This is a short video of a baby that steals its mother's phone then runs away while unknowingly recording itself. Trust me, your mom is going to love it. Then when she asks where you saw it you can offer to switch her homepage from AOL to Geekologie. Eventually, she'll fall in love with my witty banter and internet muscles and I'll be your new dad, just like you've always wanted. Well -- what do you say you and I go grab some ice cream? "Gee dad, you're the best!" This was a mistake.
Keep going for the video while I try to pitch this to a movie studio as a found-footage horror film.
Thanks to MSA, who inspired me to try the same thing with my baby and now I need a new phone because my baby's a dog and she eats things.