Apocalypse Knowledge: Open A Can With A Spoon

November 14, 2016


This is a video demonstrating how to open a can of corn with nothing but a spoon. You know, in case you find a can of corn in the woods and don't have anything but a spoon on you (previously: how to open a can with concrete -- now you have options). It involves exactly what you'd imagine: denting the top of the can with the spoon until you puncture it. It also looks like a great way to bleed from your fingers and mouth. "Who would eat straight from the can?" Gee, I don't know, maybe somebody WHO WAS RAISED BY RACCOONS?! Maybe consider thinking before you talk, you don't know what other people have been through.

Hit the jump for the video then watch me try to open a can of tuna with nothing but my mind.

Thanks to Carmen, who opens cans the old fashioned way: beating them on the side of the counter until they explode. Heck yeah, who really needs the other half of those SpaghettiOs anyways?

  • Why corn? Should a been a can o'whoopass.

  • D3Fd0ck

    something "new"....

    i work at a grociery store and i do this 4x a week to eat my lunch. anit about to spend no 4$ for some stupid ass lunch

  • GeneralDisorder

    When I worked for a certain "world's largest retailer" I carried a lunch every day (never bought anything on a whim) and carried a $1 can opener. I also own lots of knives and tools and could certainly rip a can open with many different things.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    If I'm in the woods and the circumstances are "score! A can of corn!", then the only thing I'm likely carrying is a chainsaw or an axe.

    Let me know when there's a "how to open a can of corn with a chainsaw without getting zombie brains in it" video.

  • Guesticle

    thought it was already open and he was prying it up with his bare hands, spent a 10th of a second trying to figure out what was in it

  • Meh

    That stock music. But apart from that, they don't really explain why one couldn't do this with a fork or a knife. Sure the hollow shape is stronger but just bashing any object on a can will open it. And really as if everyone walks around with a spoon.

  • The_Wretched

    I keep a titanium spork with me at all times. Mess with me at your peril.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Take my wallet, just please don't hurt me!

  • Meh

    Good luck against' pretty much anyone without a weapon!

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