This is a short video from South Korea of a woman throwing her husband's lunch off the balcony and right into his car's sunroof. That was an impressive toss. If that had been me and my wife, the sandwich would have exploded on my windshield and the bologna would have stripped all the paint off my hood. Now my car looks awful. How am I supposed to impress clients with a car that looks like shit? "You have clients?" It's true, I'm a gigolo. "You spelled Uber driver wrong." I'll spell your face wrong. "What?" Nothing, I said please buckle up -- there's candy and bottled water in the seatback pocket.
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Thanks to Dunc, whose wife just dumped a bowl of lettuce and chicken off the balcony and now his car looks like a chicken caesar salad. I'll lick that dressing off, don't think I won't.