"You And Everyone You Know Are Dead...And Your Kids Die Too": Fox News Hurricane Update

October 7, 2016

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This is a video of Fox News anchor Shepard Smith reporting on Hurricane Matthew. Shepard, in all his eloquence: "If this moves twenty miles to the west, and you and everyone you know are dead. All of you. Because you can't survive it. It's not possible -- unless you're very, very lucky...and your kids die too." Now that's just solid reporting. Granted Shepard isn't a meteorologist or anything, but my God does that man know when a hurricane will kill you everyone you know...and your kids. Seriously though, everybody be safe out there, now isn't the time to be a hero and try to punch that hurricane in the dick or stab its eye out.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to I Can't Sleep. Great, now I can't either. Pillow talk till we pass out?

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