WTF Was That?: A Bunch Of Little Raccoon Hands Reaching For Food From Beneath Porch

October 24, 2016

This is a video of a woman feeding a bunch of raccoons that have taken up residence below a deck. It reminds me of a recurring dream I have where a bunch of hands rise from the earth to try to drag me down to hell. I looked up the meaning of the dream in my dream book and it said I think I'm a piece of shit. Those are demon hands though, these are just raccoons that want to eat the cat food you're giving them. Personally, I like raccoons, but I don't feed them. I don't feed any animals except birds and my dog. And, okay, I paid $1 to feed a carrot to a horse at a street fair. He almost bit my fingers! And I half wanted him to, just so I would know what it feels like. *shrug* Everybody's bucket list is different.

Keep going for the full video.

Thanks to Alexandra, who tried to tell me she has a troll that lives under her porch and she'll pay me $10 to remove it but I'm not doing it for any less than $20 because those guys can be tricky.

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