Woman Caught Having Sex With Model Dinosaur At Children's Park Has Been Identified

October 3, 2016

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A woman that appeared in recent photos to be having oral sex with a dinosaur at the Exmouth Dino Trail in Exmouth, England has been identified by police. "As your girlfriend?" Very funny, I wouldn't touch this woman with a brontosaurus tail.

Graphic images emerged showing the woman naked from her waist down on a children's dinosaur sculpture last week.


She was seen mounting the baby Tyrannosaurus Rex model, who was place in a fake egg and is part of the popular local children's attraction, the Exmouth Dino Trail.

The model had to be deep cleaned by East Devon District Council.

A council spokesperson said they are 'shocked and dismayed at this appalling act of gross indecency' but hope that 'the appropriate action will be taken.'

Apparently vandals had broken the head off the dinosaur before the woman even got to it, so I'm not sure this prehistoric exhibitionist was really doing anything but posing for a funny picture. And by funny I mean revolting. Have some decency, lady, you have children (I'm just assuming she has children, possibly a brood of dino halflings).

Keep going for a shot of some poor bastard having to clean the headless dinosaur. Oh, and you can find less censored photos at the linked source in the article if you're committed to being a real degenerate.

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Thanks to Ashleigh and Jarod, who both thought of me when they read this story. That is the amazing power I have over people.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    It seems like that might make it a little difficult to Walk the Dinosaur...

  • Nigga ples---iosaur.

    On a more serious note, maybe Don of the world renowned Don Glut's Sexy Dinosaur Museum could hire her:

    http://geekologie.com/2012/...

  • JimmyJam

    C'mon lady, that sort of thing just rex your vagina.

  • Meh

    As went Slimy but tasty, this was Predictable but Funny nonetheless:)

  • Meh

    Now this is some president worthy behavior.

  • Jenness

    What's most disturbing is this is someone's mom, daughter, aunt, friend, coworker - and how can you ever look them in the face again?

    And the holidays are about to be here. "Oh look, there is Aunt Mabel, the Dinof**ker. We always wondered why Little Timmy's dinosaur play figures either smelled like dead fish or came up missing after Christmas dinner and now we know so we just lock up all the figurines."

  • Kaye Ting

    I highly doubt this meth head hasn't already lost that respect even before this doing this desperate act for attention.

  • TheQiwiMan

    That would actually be a pretty epic title to have on one's tombstone.

    "Here Lies The Qiwi Man:
    Father
    Billionaire
    Dinof**ker"

  • susanchewning

    I get paid something like six to eight thousand bucks a month working on the internet. Those who are ready to work easy online tasks for some h every day from your living room and get solid checks in the same time... This is a work for you... http://fave.co/2bocRGL

  • Madz

    I dino about you but I can dig this ladies style

  • Munihausen

    This woman has a whale of a problem.

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