Wait, What?: New Anime Series Where Girls Fight With Their Butts And Boobs

October 13, 2016


Because NASA can't redirect an asteroid soon enough, this is a trailer for the just released Keijo!!!!!!!!, a new anime series with more exclamation points in its name than letters in which the girls all do battle exclusively with their butts and hips and boobs. I just don't know anymore. Not that I knew before, but I definitely don't know now.

In Keijo!!!!!!!!'s first episode, which aired on October 6th, protagonist Nozomi Kaminashi begins attending Setouchi Keijo Training School. Several former judo students hone their ass and tit-slamming skills, blasting opponents off floating islands called "Lands." Yes, they flirt with each other. Of course their swimsuits are sheer. Yes, it has dorm room shenanigans.

But is there also a guy version where dudes do battle with their wieners? Because that would be funny. And by funny I mean must-watch television. As a matter of fact I just made a few sketches I'm going to pitch to whoever animates these shows. See this guy here? He uses his as a sword, where as this guy uses his more like a whip. "And this one?" He uses his nuts as a mace. Now I don't want to get my hopes up, but I do think this could outlast The Simpsons.

Keep going for the video, but remember the screencap above was the tamest I could find. Also the voiceover is insane.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who offered me a seat on her spaceship out of here. Count me in, but I do require two seats.

  • Alex Jay

    Oh men that's why i love anime series. You can expect everything anytime, anywhere. I'm biggest fan of attack on titan series. There's nothing on earth like watching girls fighting with there butts and boobs ..

  • DrZanz

    This is hilarious but i'm still smh.

  • da1nonlysage

    I caught the first episode and I couldn't stop laughing and also thinking of R.Mika

  • I feel dirty now.

  • the antagonist

    That's because you are dirty.

  • asdfadfs

    ....so it's basically rollerderby?

    I feel this is how japan would adapt rollerderby

  • TheQiwiMan

    I want this Engrish narrator to narrate my life.


  • The_Wretched

    The art style is pure 1974.

  • jay!

    Oh, Japan, my love for you deepens.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    What? Deep peens?

  • Dominick Person

    deep penistration

  • BagmanX

    Do they have an animated version of Kim and call her buttzilla, where she knocks over building with that truck bumper she carries around

  • Meh

    It was only a matter of time.. and Japan.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The Japan we know and fear today is literally a product of prudish weirdos from the US. USA! USA! USA!

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