The Man Sack, A Testicles Shaped Fanny Pack

October 6, 2016


This is the Man Sack, a $25 fanny pack (technically a peenor pack unless you want balls dangling from your butt) that looks like a pair of testicles. Your wife will be so embarrassed. Sure honey, let me just reach into my balls and get that for you. Based on this product shot, it's perfect for wearing when you Photoshop yourself into a stock photo of a football game you never attended. Guy stuff! It's also perfect for letting your nephews know you're the cool uncle. Although I'd still get them some illegal fireworks and nudie playing cards to really seal the deal. Kids are fickle.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to Jess, who agrees they should make a green one with three balls for normal guys like me.

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