The Man Sack, A Testicles Shaped Fanny Pack

October 6, 2016


This is the Man Sack, a $25 fanny pack (technically a peenor pack unless you want balls dangling from your butt) that looks like a pair of testicles. Your wife will be so embarrassed. Sure honey, let me just reach into my balls and get that for you. Based on this product shot, it's perfect for wearing when you Photoshop yourself into a stock photo of a football game you never attended. Guy stuff! It's also perfect for letting your nephews know you're the cool uncle. Although I'd still get them some illegal fireworks and nudie playing cards to really seal the deal. Kids are fickle.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to Jess, who agrees they should make a green one with three balls for normal guys like me.

  • Bling Nye

    It looks glaringly incomplete without a dick... OHWAIT, THE DICK IS THE ONE WEARING IT!!...hahah, touché "Man Sack" touché...

  • Wodge

    Fun fact, fanny = vagina in Britland.

  • I-is that a gigantic man standing on a tiny football field?

  • TheQiwiMan

    You could save money by just writing "Punch me in the face" on a piece of paper and taping it to your crotch.

  • Wiley

    I don't get it... All I see is upside down toast.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    You have weird bread... can I taste your weird bread?

  • unimate

    Yup, that's right up there with the Neck Basket and the CarmSleeve. It's a little worse, I guess, apparently being a real product and all.

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