The Best Political Ad This Year, Made By The Candidate's Wife

October 27, 2016


This is a campaign ad for current (and future hopeful) Travis County, Texas precinct 3 commissioner Gerald Daugherty. It stars his wife explaining why Gerald is perfect for the job. And I believe her. And I believe in him. Will I be writing him in for president on November 8th? No way, I always vote for myself. It's just nice to know that every four years the person most qualified for the presidency, and not just the okay-est out of the handful of official nominees, gets a vote. I feel l like I owe that to myself. And isn't that what democracy is all about? "Owing it to yourself?" What? No. Choice. It's about the freedom of choice. Just kidding I have no clue what it's about, it could be about how many dicks you can fit in a brown paper grocery bag for all I know.

Keep going for the ad, it's cute.

Thanks to Liv, who promised to write me in this year as well, effectively doubling the votes I received in 2012. I'm on the up and up!

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