This is a video from an bald eagle nest cam set up in Michigan that clearly captures Bigfoot walking by below. There's no denying it, that's him alright. Plus, check this out: ENHANCE VIDEO! *video magically zooms, becomes crystal clear* See? He's even wearing a Bigfoot name tag. *smoking Sherlock Holmes pipe* Yep, mystery solved, folks. "What's in that pipe anyways?" The latest street drug. "Bath salts?" Shower fizzies. Just kidding it's Pop Rocks and foaming bathroom cleaner, it burns like fireworks in my lungs. "How's the drug make you feel though?" It's kinda hard to describe. You ever died in a fire before?
Keep going for the video and try to argue that's not ol' Hairy Palms himself.
Thanks to Kristin M, who wonders just how many Bigfeet there are out there. My guess is dozens.