This is the 32-ounce (4 cup -- like cup cups, not coffee cups, nobody uses an 8-ounce coffee cup) R2-D2 Coffee Press designed and available for pre-order from ThinkGeek ($40, limit two per customer, don't try to bogart all the R2-D2 coffee presses). It's a French press that looks like R2-D2 to compliment the rest of your novelty Star Wars kitchen products. Will it look best next to the Darth Vader mask toaster or Death Star waffle maker? Decisions decisions. Must be nice having all that money to buy stuff like this. I don't even know where my next cup of coffee is coming from, but I suspect it'll be from somebody's discarded Starbucks cup. "So you're a hobo?" Hobo is so antiquated, I prefer to think of myself as a modern urban street urchin. "You're a bum." According to my parents, yes.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to hairless, Stephanie B and Dave, who make coffee the old fashioned way: imagining a lemon to produce a bunch of saliva, then chewing on coffee beans and swallowing it all. Classic.