These are the M3D Twisty Earbud Catchers designed to catch Apple AirPods when they inevitably fall out trying to commit suicide in a public toilet. You can find the 3D files to print a pair yourself at Thingiverse HERE. Me? I tied each one of my AirPods to opposite ends of a string and wrapped that string around my neck a few times so they can't fall far. Plus when I'm in boring meetings I tug on the string and pretend I'm dangling from a noose. That usually gets a chuckle from a fellow degenerate coworker. Just kidding, I don't even own AirBuds. "AirPods, Air Bud was a movie about a dog playing basketball." Whatever. Still, I am tempted to ask my mom if she'll drive me to the mall so I can get my ears pierced at Claire's. Does it hurt? Do you think I'll cry? For reference I do usually cry when my mom cuts my fingernails.
Keep going for one more shot while I drink poison.
Thanks to MSA, who agrees the coolest earrings aren't earrings at all, they're mood rings.