So, It's Come To This: 3-D Printed Earrings Designed To Catch Apple's AirPods When They Fall Out

October 24, 2016

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These are the M3D Twisty Earbud Catchers designed to catch Apple AirPods when they inevitably fall out trying to commit suicide in a public toilet. You can find the 3D files to print a pair yourself at Thingiverse HERE. Me? I tied each one of my AirPods to opposite ends of a string and wrapped that string around my neck a few times so they can't fall far. Plus when I'm in boring meetings I tug on the string and pretend I'm dangling from a noose. That usually gets a chuckle from a fellow degenerate coworker. Just kidding, I don't even own AirBuds. "AirPods, Air Bud was a movie about a dog playing basketball." Whatever. Still, I am tempted to ask my mom if she'll drive me to the mall so I can get my ears pierced at Claire's. Does it hurt? Do you think I'll cry? For reference I do usually cry when my mom cuts my fingernails.

Keep going for one more shot while I drink poison.

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Thanks to MSA, who agrees the coolest earrings aren't earrings at all, they're mood rings.

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