So, It's Come To This: 3-D Printed Earrings Designed To Catch Apple's AirPods When They Fall Out

October 24, 2016


These are the M3D Twisty Earbud Catchers designed to catch Apple AirPods when they inevitably fall out trying to commit suicide in a public toilet. You can find the 3D files to print a pair yourself at Thingiverse HERE. Me? I tied each one of my AirPods to opposite ends of a string and wrapped that string around my neck a few times so they can't fall far. Plus when I'm in boring meetings I tug on the string and pretend I'm dangling from a noose. That usually gets a chuckle from a fellow degenerate coworker. Just kidding, I don't even own AirBuds. "AirPods, Air Bud was a movie about a dog playing basketball." Whatever. Still, I am tempted to ask my mom if she'll drive me to the mall so I can get my ears pierced at Claire's. Does it hurt? Do you think I'll cry? For reference I do usually cry when my mom cuts my fingernails.

Keep going for one more shot while I drink poison.


Thanks to MSA, who agrees the coolest earrings aren't earrings at all, they're mood rings.

  • ...and it can double for a Kurig filter.

  • KaPOW

    Try 3D printing AirBuds that won't fall out.

  • Xockszky

    I have an idea. Why not have the headphones tethered to the iPhone using some type of cord? that's a good idea. It's not like anyone has ever thought of such a concept...

  • bubbz222

    You're going to look ridiculous no matter how they look so why not save the trouble of 3D printing anything, and grab two of those plastic Ketchup cups at any fast food joint and run paper clips through them to make the hook. It's just as ghetto as this and it is practically free...or you know...get better earbuds...

  • cylon_toast

    I was thinking Solo cup shot glasses.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    So not only is it ugly as shit, and probably won't catch those AirPods, you have to own a 3D printer to make them?

    ... I'm ordering that right now!

  • melissa_hughes_91

    Get 90 dollars /daily for working online from your own home for several hrs every day... Get paid once a week... All what is required is a personal computer, connection to the web, and some free-time...

  • Frédéric Purenne

    By making 3D printed ear baskets?!? *GASP*

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