Silver Surfer Rides Through NYC On Electric Surfboard

October 31, 2016

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This is a video of Youtuber Jesse Wellens bodypainted as the Silver Surfer (courtesy of makeup artist Alexys Fleming) and cruising around the streets of New York City on an electric surfboard. Personally he looks like more of a Gray Surfer to me and I would have spraypainted myself silver if I were him but that's just me and I believe in authenticity. Also: paint fumes. I believe in paint fumes a lot. I also believe in the smell of gasoline and industrial strength cleaning supplies. Oh, and ghosts. I believe in ghosts. "What about global warming?" Global warming is a hoax perpetuated by the manufacturers of refrigerators and tank tops.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to carey, who informed me there used to be a Gold Surfer too but nobody took him seriously because he looked like the top of a sports trophy.

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