Science Experiments: Zapping Different Lightbulbs With A Taser

October 26, 2016

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This is a video of the Crazy Russian Hacker zapping a handful of different lightbulbs with a taser to see what happens. That is my kind of experiment: I'm not sure what's going to happen, and it sounds pretty dangerous, let's do it! Some of the bulbs light up, some burn out, but none explode. I don't really understand electricity at all except touching live wires makes your hand feel funny, but I was expecting at least one explosion. Now I'm left wanting more. You know what else left me wanting more? Breakfast. "You had the Farmhand's Feast." I know, and it wasn't big enough. "It's like 8,000 calories!" What if I told you I was a half-giant like Hagrid? "I'd say you're just tall and fat." That would be accurate. Now punch me in the belly like King Hippo in 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out,' I need you to shift some organs around to make room for more sausage patties.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Johann, who told me if I could withstand eight minutes of repeated tasering he would induct me into the Secret Brotherhood Of Nikola Tesla. I'm ready.

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