Parachuter Loses Shoe, Manages To Recover Mid-Air

October 12, 2016


This is a video of a parachuter who loses his shoe, then manages to catch up with the Adidas and grab it and put it back on. I wouldn't have bothered. Screw you, shoe! That's would I would have said. I don't even like shoes. The only reason I wear them is because places with strict 'NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE' policies won't let me in without them, and the closest beer store is one of those places. That's also the only reason I wear a shirt. Did you think it's because I'm embarrassed of the penis tattoo on my chest? No way, I won a $400 bet when I got that. "How'd you spend the money?" Friend never paid.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to my buddy hairless, who waxes all his bodyhair to cut down on his wind resistance and shave time off the time it takes him to run to Burger King.

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