This is a short video from Thailand recreated Aesop's fable of The Tortoise And The Hare. And by hare I mean I'm pretty sure that's a rabbit. Who wins? SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: The tortoise. The hare (technically a rabbit) really does stop to dick around halfway through the race while the tortoise cruises on slow and steady to the finish line. It just goes to show you: persistence really does pay off, even if this race proves nothing because they didn't use an actual hare. Still, you beat a bunny, that's a story you can tell your grandkids in a hundred and twenty years.
Keep going for the video, also I'm pretty sure that dog on the sidelines wants to eat that rabbit.
Thanks to Lizzy, who just formed The Interspecies Race League and plans to make a fortune in betting profits.