This is a photo of the 'hipster snake' taken by Karlie Gray. It's a young western rat snake that was born with markings that look like sunglasses and a mustache. Personally, those look more like cool guy glasses than hipster glasses to me, but that's just me and I'm an expert on pop culture. I'm the guy the national news channels call when they want to feel the real pulse of what's happening in pop culture. You seen that new Stranger Things show? I've heard it's good but I haven't seen it because I don't have cable. "It's on Netflix." Holy mackerel!
Keep going for one more shot of Hipster Snake in his entirety.
Thanks to Ali, who wants a snake that looks like it's wearing a ski mask and is about to rob a bank.