Have Water Gun Fights At Night With SplashLight Bioluminescent Water

October 14, 2016


This is a short commercial for SplashLights, water guns that can shoot bioluminescent alien spunk up to 12-feet, so you can have up-close-and-personal water gun fights at night. *squirt squirt* Whee, I think I just got pregnant in the eyes.

To use, simply load the water chamber from the tap and put a bioluminescent fuel (it comes in a pill form called Relumes) in the other chamber. From there, you just fire up and enjoy your glow-in-the-dark water fight.

Do note, each reload of the fuel only lasts for 200 blasts, so you'll likely go through a few of these during one session.

A gun costs $25 but two Relumes refills for an additional 400 shots costs $10, so it sounds like SplashLighting is a pretty expensive hobby. Alternatively, empty two glowsticks into a Super Soaker full of water and go to town on a friend's face. Bonus points for adding hot pepper sauce.

Keep going for the commercial.

Thanks to Arkturis, who agrees it's only a matter of time until adult movie actors are swallowing these pills for a glow-in-the-dark finish.

  • This will be in an alien porn in 3.......2......

  • Bling Nye

    Well, it's no coincidence the sound the squirt gun makes is 'skeet skeet skeet'...

  • Meh

    Yo GW where be my Monday dose?!

  • Geekologie

    We're having some technical difficulties that prevent me from posting. I am waiting while IT smashes things with hammers.

  • Meh

    Thank you for the reply, will check Geekologie when i'm off work:)

  • asdfadfs

    would it help if you ditched disqus (and your case of spambot herpes with it)?

  • asdfadfs

    expensive cartridges? can't I just mix some of it into regular water to grow more, maybe add a little sugar, leave it in the sun?

    and if so is this a bad thing to be spraying all over the place?

  • That kind of a terrifying thought.

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