Happy Birthday!: The World's Oldest Living Cat Celebrates 31 Years Of Sleeping All Day

October 5, 2016


Meet Nutmeg, the unofficial world's oldest living cat (unofficial because he was found as a stray and a vet estimated his age at around five at the time. The world's official oldest cat of all time, Creme Puff, lived to 38 years and 3 days, or two years and change longer than I'll make it). Nutmeg just celebrated his 31st birthday, or 141 in cat years. I bet he has so many fascinating stories to tell. Nutmeg, tell us a fascinating story. "Meow." Wow, you really have lived quite the life. Speaking of -- what number of your nine lives are you on now, anyways? "Meow." Eleven?! How'd you manage that? "Meow." Black magic, I knew it. I bet you have some serious skeletons in your closet. "Meow." Only mouse ones? You don't eat the bones? My cat eats the bones and everything, then her litterbox smells like the ninth circle of hell for two days.

Keep going for several more pictures, the first of which looks like a mugshot and just screams happiest cat in the world.




Thanks to Amber P, who wants to be reborn as a spoiled house cat. Me? I want to be reborn as spoiled milk.

  • Barbara Blundell

    ". . . wants to be reborn as a spoiled house cat."
    Maybe you could remind Amber that cats don't use toilet paper. She might want to rethink that. :-)

  • Mowthan

    The man and the cat have the same expression on their face.
    I can't stop laughing at it.

  • Bling Nye

    It's because he's one of the cat's horcrux's.

  • Homestar

    That cat has officially had enough of your shit.

  • Deksam

    He looks impressed.
    But yup! That's some old kitty right there.
    I only got 15years out of my cat. R.I.P. my little buddy.

    Unofficially 141 cat years old, ConCatulations Mr.Nutmeg!

  • GeneralDisorder

    My first cat lived 12 years. Unfortunately (or maybe she did it on purpose) she died of kidney failure right before my first daughter was born. Her "little brother" who is a fairly lean 18 pounds will turn 15 some time this month.

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