Game Changers: A Beer Koozie Made Out Of Pizza

October 18, 2016


This is the pizza beer koozie made by Youtuber the Vulgar Chef (aka Kyle aka Fangtooth aka the exact kind of person you'd expect to bake a pizza beer koozie). He includes video instructions for how to make your own. Interesting, but who wants a koozie that warms your beer and cools your pizza? Nobody wants a hot beer or a cold pizza. I'm lying, I want both of those things all the time. I could eat a whole uncooked frozen pizza and wash it down with a beer that's been rolling around in the back of somebody's trunk on the hottest day of August. That's just the kind of person I am. "Disgusting." Okay well I was going to say superhero but I guess it takes one to know one.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees a koozie made out of Chex-Mix is far more practical.

  • Ollie Williams

    That dude needs a punch to the face.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Because who doesn't like their Pabst Blue Ribbon beer nice and warm?

  • GeneralDisorder

    People with taste buds?

  • Jb3rN

    I strongly feel that this guy is not as badass as his video persona and background music imply.

  • palpable ovaltine

    *sees "Best Dad" mug*

    Oh dear god no.

  • Bling Nye

    Beer coozie or sex toy?

  • Andrew Newton

    I don't like when my hands get cold and wet, but I don't mind when they get hot and greasy...

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