Brilliant: This Super Tiny Face Pumpkin Carving

October 14, 2016


This is the bare minimum jack-o-lantern carved by Redditor LisaShuBop. As you can see, it's the perfect design for the world's laziest person or somebody whose parents won't let them use a knife to carve a pumpkin and they have to do it all by poking toothpicks. Ha, what kind of grown adult's parents wouldn't let them use a knife?! "Yours?" Yeah....I accidentally cut a finger off chopping tomatoes a few weeks ago. "Jesus." No, my sister's.

Thanks to Murph, who hosts an erotic pumpkin carving contest every year and I demand to be a guest judge.

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