This is a very short video (ten seconds, ideal Youtube video length) of a baby sneezing a Snapchat filter beard off himself and onto his dad. According to the father: "Whoahohoho, that was crazy, how does that work?" I think originally he was going to talk about how he can't believe his son is so young and already has a beard. Please, by the time I was one day old I already had a mustache. A milk mustache. HIYO, breastfeeding! Just kidding, I was a formula baby.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Ryon, who agrees it would be awesome if people grew facial hair every time they sneezed. Except for ladies. Plus everybody with allergies would look like a lumberjack.