Apocalypse Ready: The Ronin Bulletproof Ballistic Mask

October 4, 2016


This is Devtac's Ronin Ballistic Mask. It makes you look like a first-person shooter video game character and can stop a .44 Magnum round from putting a giant hole in your head (although it may still break your neck). Me? I already have a giant hole in my head. See? "Your mouth?" Poke a finger in there and see what happens.

It has detachable cheek plates that use magnets, adjustable straps, detachable polycarbonate lenses, and two micro-jet fans to prevent fogging. The whole thing weighs 8.8 pounds.

Pricing is available on request, so basically it costs a fortune.

What's up with "pricing available on request"? Why don't they just tell you how much it costs? I don't like places that do that, I feel like they're going to adjust the price depending on how rich I sound in my email. And I can't help but sound VERY rich in an email. And not just because I write in purple and gold alternating letters, but I do. I also drink tea with my pinky out and mention that multiple times in every correspondence.

Keep going for two more shots.



Thanks to Dunc, who agrees the Devtac company president should put one on and prove its bulletproofness.

  • Rkst

    That wouldn’t break your neck(unless you are weak) 44 mag at 100 has about 800 ftlbs of force which is roughly equivalent to a Tyson head punch. Either way, probably won’t have much fight left in you.

  • KNiles83

    I want one. Incase I ever happen to become a superhero.

  • heretikeen

    You know why such a useful thing wasn't invented earlier?
    Because it doesn't work. The impact will still break your neck.

  • They already make these of just solid plate metal, (IE: might actually work). This thing has more creases than an origami pug.

  • Chris

    It's $1480

  • dgator86

    If I'm ever president, this will be standard combat gear....along with chemrails

  • Bender Rodriguez Senior

    Waiting for the vigilante power pack.

  • David Bass

    just got mine in Aviator Clock Work Orange. Should be fun.

  • Bling Nye

    This'd look great with that LEGO Minifig Hair Bicycle Helmet.

  • DonkeySlayer


  • Jason Christopher

    I remember an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer put one of these on, and all kinds of hell was raised.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "All kinds"? So, sexy hell too??

    I need to watch that show.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    My favourite bit is when he loads his single shot marksman pistol with a huge rifle round and then about 2 mins later adds a magazine of 9mm just to be sure...

  • Meh

    Like if it has nightvision and auto tracking on weapons of all kinds then i'm down.

  • KungFuTreachery

    Will it blend?

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