Apocalypse Ready: The Ronin Bulletproof Ballistic Mask

October 4, 2016


This is Devtac's Ronin Ballistic Mask. It makes you look like a first-person shooter video game character and can stop a .44 Magnum round from putting a giant hole in your head (although it may still break your neck). Me? I already have a giant hole in my head. See? "Your mouth?" Poke a finger in there and see what happens.

It has detachable cheek plates that use magnets, adjustable straps, detachable polycarbonate lenses, and two micro-jet fans to prevent fogging. The whole thing weighs 8.8 pounds.

Pricing is available on request, so basically it costs a fortune.

What's up with "pricing available on request"? Why don't they just tell you how much it costs? I don't like places that do that, I feel like they're going to adjust the price depending on how rich I sound in my email. And I can't help but sound VERY rich in an email. And not just because I write in purple and gold alternating letters, but I do. I also drink tea with my pinky out and mention that multiple times in every correspondence.

Keep going for two more shots.



Thanks to Dunc, who agrees the Devtac company president should put one on and prove its bulletproofness.

Previous Post
Next Post