A 30-Foot Transparent Slide Made Entirely From Glass

October 3, 2016

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This is the world's first clear slide made entirely from glass. It measures 15-feet high, 30-feet long and even the stairs are made from glass. The only thing not glass is the heavy metal base that keeps it from toppling over and leaving a rider with a concussion and an anus full of glass shards. We've all been there before, am I right? You're so made at a party host or hostess for inviting someone they promised you they wouldn't that you try to take a dump in the punch bowl and the folding table collapses. It's one of life's shared human experiences, like not being sure if you actually ran over somebody that one time when it was raining really hard.

Keep going for a closeup of the stairs which are way more climbable than I originally thought (at first I thought they would be like trying to scale a climbing wall).

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Thanks to RD, who agrees people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Or turds.

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