200X Camera Zoom Spots A Barely Visible Plane

October 7, 2016

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Note: Screencap is boring, watch the video.

This is a video from a photographer zooming in on a Fed-Ex plane just barely visible to the naked eye to demonstrate the camera's impressive zoom capabilities (previously: zooming in on the moon). Not bad. Of course I prefer that ZOOM-ZOOM. "What are you talking about?" I don't know, sex maybe? Or just driving fast? It's hard to tell what I'm thinking, I'm an enigma. "You mean enema." Exactly. I'm a wastewater enema, I will give you parasites.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to SDM, who invented a zoom so powerful it can actually see through objects. That's awesome, but the government is probably gonna kill you for it.

  • jodyberry

    It’s a Nikon P900. 83x optical zoom, continues up to 200x digital zoom. 5 step stabilization - that’s why it’s not too shaky.

  • Munihausen

    Finally, we can make some headway on the UFOs.

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  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Can I fondle your tits?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Robots aren't mammals, ergo no tits.

  • Wonfis

    You clearly haven't seen Austin Powers.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    voyeur to the extreme

  • Munihausen

    You said it, Mr. McNipplefondler.

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