'World's Hottest Chip' Sold In Single-Chip Packages

September 27, 2016

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This is the Carolina Reaper Madness Chip available in $5 single-packs from Paqui Chips. They're made with the Carolina Reaper pepper (currently the world's hottest) and each chip comes packaged individually in what appears to be a condom wrapper. I dare you to smash the chip and rub it on your penis. I included a video of a bunch of people trying the chip, which seems pretty hot but not too hot. I'm pretty sure I could handle it. Of course I've been butt-chugging hot sauce since college so I'm kind of a special breed. I started with buffalo sauce and worked my way up, now I only do oils and concentrates. i couldn't even begin to guess when the last time I had a solid bowel movement was, but over a decade wouldn't surprise me.

Keep going for one more shot of the little cardboard coffin the chip comes in, and a video.

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Thanks to JD, who's going to sneak a handful of these into a bag of Doritos at the next party he attends.

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  • AaaronG

    Better get ready with the milk...

  • Gingerbread

    Now someone should eat this while getting stung by the cow-killer ant

  • Darren Ford

    hottest chip .? speak english you dang fool its called a crisp

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Potato = crisp. Corn = Chip. At least in the uk anyway.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The best kind of pedant is the wrong kind.

  • Bubbubsky

    I ate a ghost pepper two weeks ago. It was extremely hot. That wasn't the worst part, however. It played havoc with my digestive system for hours afterward, and THEN came the worst part.

  • jay h

    I did this last night ... Sadly with the same results.

  • Bling Nye

    "The pepper so nice, it fucks you twice."

  • GeneralDisorder

    Gross. Why bother? I've tried "the hottest wings on earth" (not the hottest on that menu but the first of a series of the hottest rated at 1.5 million scoville) and it was just hot. There was hardly any flavor.

    My roommate bought a bottle of the sauce to go. We used it for dares. Like "I dare you to drink a whole shot glass" or "I dare you not to throw up at how flavorless this is".

    That's the trouble with things that are striving to make people cry in pain... there's usually not much flavor and a whole lot of "guess what... you regret tasting this".

  • King POTUS

    You answered your own question.

  • Bling Nye

    Now let's dare him to put it on his balls!

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  • TheQiwiMan

    One Chip to Rule them All, and in the Darkness Bind Them.

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