This is a video from Youtube channel Today I Found Out explaining why people call breasts boobs. That guy: I bet he's seen all the tits. I'd be lying if I said I watched the whole nine minute video and didn't just skip around looking for pictures of breasts. Honestly, I don't really need to understand why we call breasts boobs to know how good nipples feel on my eyelids. I like to butterfly kiss them. Besides, I call breasts ham sammies anyways.
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Thanks again to Dunc, who prefers knockers. Hoho, a sophisticated man!