This is a short video of a giant inflatable moon blowing around in traffic after strong winds caused by Typhoon Meranti (not to be confused with Typhoid Mary) carried it away. The moon was made for the Mid-Autumn festival in the Fujian Province of China. "That's no moon." Yes, yes it is a moon, I just said it was. "I was making a Star Wars reference." I know what you were doing. Everybody knows what you were doing. Even my grandma knows what you were doing and she doesn't own a color TV.
Keep going for the video while I bring Skull Kid in for questioning.
Thanks to Rev Dr Dom, who can officiate a wedding and perform surgery simultaneously. And to K Diddie, who agrees the tides are never going to be the same.