This is a video of Scottish two-year old Noah showing off his dinosaur identification knowledge. You may remember Noah as the boy who cleverly blamed Batman for drawing on a mirror with his mom's lipstick. I bet she never found out. Also I'm fairly certain that yellow dino in the middle of the mix (pictured above) was a t-rex and not a raptor, the second to last was a Parasaurolophus, and if that last one actually was a t-rex, it's no t-rex I'd want to date. Still, a fantastic job, Noah. I didn't even know my own name at two, and couldn't wipe my own ass until, well, we're still working on that. My mom says I'm making progress but I can the disappointment in her eyes. You think those jammies come in my size?
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to natalie, who agrees it's never too early to get your kid started with dinosaur flashcards. They're more important than numbers, trust me.