Transform And Roll Out: A Real Life BMW Transformer

September 19, 2016


This is a video of a BMW that can transform into a standing robot. Unfortunately, it takes almost a minute to transform, so all the other Autobots are probably long gone by the time this guy is ready to roll out. I wonder if Optimus Prime and the rest of the gang nicknamed him Slowpoke. Maybe he stays home and cooks supper while the rest of the Autobots are out fighting the Decepticons. Dammit Slowpoke, nuts and bolts again? "Wheeljack had sex with a Ferris wheel." Now listen, this isn't about -- wait, what? "And a carousel while people were riding it."

Keep going for a couple videos.

Thanks to JD, who wishes his car turned into a robot so he could road rage on bad drivers. Heck yeah -- punch through he windshield, yank him out of there!

  • I'm actually most impressed that it can still drive. Having a remote controlled full size BMW is pretty bitchin in it's own right.

  • stuffsticks

    Reminds me of the toys i had when i was a kid... Guess we just need to let them get to third generation before they get articulated

  • Jai Mico

    He just farted !

  • TheQiwiMan

    Brave robot. I've never had the courage to allow someone to film me shooting steam out of my crotch.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Why the hell would you not want people seeing that? It's such a magical thing. I want the whole world to see my... Hmm... I forgot. I'm hideous. I'll settle down now.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I don't ever want to encounter a Transformer from either side:

  • James Mcelroy

    well, that was...why?

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