This is one of the USS Enterprise children's rocking chairs built by G and G Rockers of San Diego, California. You can purchase one on Etsy for $195 with an additional $25 to have it painted, or stained like my underwear. Just kidding, I'm not wearing any -- I'm going mercenary. "You mean commando." Whatever, I'm about to take my pants off too because they are ITCHY. I feel like I have ants in my pants. I don't though, I'm pretty sure they're lice. They always say you should wash any clothing you buy from the thrift store before wearing them, but what about pants you just found in your neighborhood?
Keep going for a couple more shots while I get comfortable.
Thanks to carey, who wants an adult-size version. Me too. No -- an ACTUAL SIZE version. Commander Riker -- swab the deck or whatever.