To Infinity And Beyond!: USS Enterprise Children's Rocking Chair

September 1, 2016


This is one of the USS Enterprise children's rocking chairs built by G and G Rockers of San Diego, California. You can purchase one on Etsy for $195 with an additional $25 to have it painted, or stained like my underwear. Just kidding, I'm not wearing any -- I'm going mercenary. "You mean commando." Whatever, I'm about to take my pants off too because they are ITCHY. I feel like I have ants in my pants. I don't though, I'm pretty sure they're lice. They always say you should wash any clothing you buy from the thrift store before wearing them, but what about pants you just found in your neighborhood?

Keep going for a couple more shots while I get comfortable.




Thanks to carey, who wants an adult-size version. Me too. No -- an ACTUAL SIZE version. Commander Riker -- swab the deck or whatever.

  • Joe Schmopped

    Where is the child supposed to hang on? Or do they ride it reverse cowgirl and hang on to the Nacelles?

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    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj226d:
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  • Henery Henkles

    cap'n a giant space whale is attempting to mate with the hull wut dew I dew?

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