These are the signs of the zodiac as imagined by artist Damon Hellandbrand. Some of them are terrifying looking (ie Scorpio, Gemini, Libra and Cancer) some aren't very scary at all (Taurus and Leo) and one looks like the son of Pokemon Mewtwo (Aries). For reference, the signs below appear in this order: Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio (also seen above), Sagittarius and Capricorn. Obviously, even though it's not that scary, Leo is still the best one because I'm a Leo and that's exactly the kind of thing some jerkass Leo would say.
Keep going for them all in the order mentioned above.
Thanks to John, who informed me he's a Sagittarius, presumably as an attempt to hint at approximately when to send a birthday present as appreciation for the tip.