This is the $200 carbon fiber fedora. It's a fedora made out of woven carbon fiber. I know way too many people who would wear this. And not just wear it, but like, it be the favorite thing they own. The favorite thing I own? Good question, thanks for asking. Hmmm, probably my ninja sword. It's a real one you know, not one of those cheap swords you buy in a set of three that comes with a free display rack. Many enemies have met their end at the tip of its blade. "Does your mom know you have that?" Please don't tell her, I'll do anything, do you want a kiss? Is that what you want -- do you want a kissy? Come get a kissy and *unsheathing sword* prepare to die, snitch.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Dunc, who's holding out for a carbon nanotube safari hat.