Oh Wow: The Urban Shaolin's Weapon Reel

September 22, 2016

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This is 'The Urban Shaolin' aka Tiem Hoang's very impressive 2016 weapons reel, showcasing off his proficiency with swords, staffs, chain whips, and more. No word if he also knows his way around Powerpoint and Excel. The whole thing plays out like an action movie of him fighting wave after wave of invisible enemies. Man, I wish somebody would make a video of me doing cool stuff like this and looking like a badass. Actually, could one of you just computer graphics my head over his in this video? I want to add it to my dating profile. HI-YA! Look no further, ladies...

Hit the jump for the video, then let's meet each other in the parking lot on our lunch break and beat each other with cardboard shipping tubes.

Thanks to Daniel, who once defeated a gang of enemies with nothing but a Chinese finger trap.

  • GeneralDisorder

    "My name is Tien Hoang. I used to be a spy."

  • Wiley

    I dunno, I'd rather just watch the light saber dude flail about.

  • The_Wretched

    I like the butt bounce L-sits. that looked intriguing.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Imagine how much easier life would be if you could just hop around like that all the time. If you can jump over a 6 foot barrier without breaking a sweat it would be so much easier just navigating cities.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Those invisible Yakuza ninjas he was fighting didn't stand a CHANCE!

  • n11

    But the real ones will know to be cautious of a man who can control weapons and his body so well ; )

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