Gigantic Cruise Ship Destroys Marina, Boats With Massive Wake

September 12, 2016


These are several videos of Carnival's Vista cruise ship destroying a marina and several boats with its powerful wake while departing northeast Sicily. The ship, which is Carnival's newest and largest ship, weighs 133,500-tons, or almost two whole mothers in a your momma joke. The first video was filmed from a passenger aboard the ship, who I believe to be a New Jersey Italian coming back to visit the motherland aboard a giant floating city. The second is security cam footage from the actual dock, which really highlights the damage caused, estimated between $300,000 and "several million" depending on how hard everybody is determined to scam their insurance companies. Did I mention my boat was loaded with pirate gold that got swept away in the current? *dumps can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti with meatballs onto paper plate* Because that happened.

Keep going for two vidoes (the first of which I embedded a Facebook and Youtube version of just in case).

Thanks to Jenness, who agrees it would have sucked to be asleep with a hangover on one of those little boats when this happened.

  • Joebags !

    the fuck was that guy looking at in the first video!!?? the.fuck. -_-

  • fkdwi

    thats no wake

  • JJtoob

    Boats and hoes.

  • paperboy

    Dude sounded like Kevin Smith.

  • Jenness

    According to Carnival it was "strong currents" that made the debarkation difficult. Thankfully when you are in port, most cruise ships leave very early in the morning - had this been any later people would have been on those boats or the docks so it's a good thing as that could have really hurt a lot of people.

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  • Hazakabammer

    I hope the owners of those boats and the city/marina owners sue the cruiseliner company.

    They just don't give a shit about anyone.

  • Evan Lang

    Agree, it's a well-documented fact that all cruise liners hate humanity in general. This one time I stubbed my toe on the gangway and I swear I heard one of the staff laughing.

  • Dickhead

    I would have laughed at your dumb ass as well!

  • TedTalksANDtalks

    Not a big deal but that is not the ships wake.

  • Lt. Broccoli

    Not a big deal? It just destroyed a handful of boats.

  • fkdwi



  • Agreed. Definitely not a big deal.

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