Man Tries To Take Selfie With Wild Python, Things Go South

September 27, 2016

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This is a short video of a man in a bright pink Polo shirt trying to take a selfie with a 13-foot python caught at a private hotel in the Mount Abu district of Rajasthan, India. I can't say for certain whether or not he wanted that python to try to bite his nipple, but based on his reaction I'm guessing not. Or maybe he just got cold feet at the last second. Okay -- bite it bite it bite it NO WAIT, SHIT, OW! Reminds me of the time my girlfriend wanted to mousetrap my balls. "How'd that work out for you?" Single and can't sleep at night.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to n0nentity, who doesn't believe in selfies because if somebody else doesn't want to take a picture of you, maybe you're just not picture worthy.

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