This is a macro video of a bunch of swirling milk and acrylic paint and soap and oil. I want to drink it!. It looks like outerspace. I wish they made lava lamps that were this awesome. This is the perfect video to watch if you're bored and get high. It is not the perfect video to watch if you're bored and get high but on parole and have to take piss tests. No macro paint video is worth going back to jail. Trust me, I'm a life coach. "Hasn't everybody you've ever coached died young?" Define young. "Under 30." Yes, but to be fair they were all third and fourth string when I drafted them. I'm just a coach, I can't go out there and catch the ball for you. HIYO -- football metaphors, I'm being relevant.
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Thanks to ben, the man behind the camera, for giving me to something to watch during my frequent bathroom breaks.