This is a short Instagram video from Ripley's Aquarium of Gatlinburg of Koko the penguin getting excited for Halloween by strutting around in a piggy costume. Why he didn't put the hood up is debatable, but I suspect it has something to do with not wanting any potential mates to actually mistake him for a pig and blow his chances of getting to do the old cold and nasty.
Keep going for a video then send it to your boyfriend/girlfriend with a "We need a penguin."
Thanks to Mark I, who asked me what my costume was going to be this year but I'm keeping it top secret. Just kidding, Mister Rogers.