20-year old Jonathan Martin was recently arrested in Middlesboro, Kentucky after he was found lurking in the woods near an apartment complex at 1AM dressed as a terrifying clown, presumably because that meth wasn't going to smoke itself. He was charged with wearing a mask in public, disorderly conduct, and not knowing how to spend a Friday night.
Recent reports of clowns trying to lure children into woods have sparked alarm.
"While dressing up is not, in and of itself against the law, doing so in public and thereby creating an unnecessary sense of alarm is illegal." Alleged clown encounters have been reported in recent weeks in North Carolina, South Carolina, Alabama, Georgia and Kentucky.
Admittedly, that's a pretty scary clown costume. I definitely wouldn't want to see that outside my apartment at 1AM. Hell, or 1PM. I just don't want to see that, period. What's the matter with these kids anyways? I remember when I was 20 I definitely wasn't spending my Friday nights lurking in the woods dressed as a clown. I was a dark mage, I miss my old LARPing crew.
Keep going for several more shots including his booking photos, and a local news report.
Thanks again to n0nentity, who, for two tips in a row, gets to reach his hand in the prize bag and pull out a toy. Hoho -- a Chinese finger trap, nice work!