France Becomes First Country To Ban All Plastic Cups, Plates, Silverware

September 20, 2016


Following their ban of plastic bags in July, France has just become the first country to ban all plastic cups, plates and silverware. Manufacturers must comply by 2020, when all products must be made from "biologically sourced materials" and biodegradable. SKIN PLATES AND GOURD CUPS. But what will we use for forks and knives? "The carved bones of our enemies." I like you, you know that? I want to marry your sister so we can always be together.

Thanks to Matty, who already eats and drinks with his bare hands anyways because he cares about earth.

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